Damon we want to see your sexy face doing all these eyes-and-smiles thing that you do. Get well soon. ASAP. Please. We love you. kthnxbai. ♥
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Jess: And you’re laying in the middle of the road?
Damon: Not that kind of lost. Metaphorically. Existentially.
Jess: Do you need help?
Damon: Well… Yes, I do. Can you help me?
Jess: You’re drunk.
Damon: No. Uh, well, yes, a little maybe. No, please don’t leave. I really do need help. Don’t move.
Jess: I don’t want any trouble.
Damon: Neither do I. But it’s all I got is trouble.
Jess: Why can’t I move?
Damon: What’s your name?
Damon: Hi, Jessica. I have a secret. I have a big one. But I never said it out loud. I mean, what’s the point? It’s not going to change anything. It’s not going to make me good. Make me adopt a puppy. I can’t be what other people want me to be. What she wants me to be. This is who I am, Jessica.
Jess: Are you going to hurt me?
Damon: I’m not sure. Because you… You’re my existential crisis. Do I kill you? Do I not kill you?
Jess: Please don’t.
Damon: But I have to, Jessica. Because I’m not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That’s my secret. But there’s only so much hurt a man can take.